<![CDATA[The Empress Online - Blog]]>Thu, 05 Oct 2023 18:50:13 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[Social change v. Tradition]]>Thu, 11 Sep 2014 18:57:14 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/social-change-v-tradition]]><![CDATA[I found it!]]>Fri, 30 May 2014 07:33:53 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/i-found-it

Tradgedy!

For the past 2 weeks I couldn't find the charger to my vibrater. Lord help me, because so help me I will tear this house down before I give up on looking for it. But the a miracle happened ... I had an epiphany. My desk drawer! I must have put it there while rushing to pack.

Let the angles sing!

#HighonMyThrone


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<![CDATA[Not on my boat!]]>Mon, 31 Mar 2014 06:04:30 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/not-on-my-boat

I was asked a question; who would I take with me on a weekend getaway if I had a yacht with 6 suites? I originally thought it would be a load of fun; but after shuffling through the few people I know and even fewer that I liked or would consider to be a friend worthy of my weekend experience, this proved to be more of a challenge than a fun filled adventure. Not to mention should I invite family, all women or couples? Who gets along with or would make a good travel companion with whom? Who could I stand to be around for more than a day or two? It’s a more difficult decision than I originally thought. Who would you invite on your all expense paid weekend getaway?

#weekendgetaway #theLifeofanEmpress #IdontLikeuLikethat

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<![CDATA[The Running Man]]>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 05:37:59 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/the-running-man

It was obvious that Nene L. wasn't really dating the Italian guy... and her and Greg were on more than amicable terms throughout their entire separation/divorce. She is a real life "Running Man" reality star. Everything about her life is staged. lol

She probably even got her sister(s) talking sh** to cause more of a stir. You can't trust these reality TV stars. Their a whore for the media.

See what I'm talking about >>> http://realitywives.net/blogs/nene-sister-claims-faked-divorce-phaedra-fired/

#HighonMyThrone

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<![CDATA[Use real words!!!]]>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 05:24:42 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/use-real-words

I wish you ignorant mafukas would learn how to spell wretched (yes that's how you spell it) and stop using it to describe every damn thing like it's the only adjective in your vocabulary.

#HighonMyThrone

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<![CDATA[Where Were U?]]>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 05:05:49 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/where-were-u

Where were you on July 4th?

Where were you on America’s Independence Day?

Maybe you were somewhere eating a fat barbequed steak

Or maybe you were outside lighting up the sky

In remembrance of the great day

The war that was fought,

As Britain’s Navy finally gave way

But that’s not where I was as I can recall

And for those who can’t remember let me tell it all

For me in old 1776

My father lay dead

Under tumble weeds and sticks

My mother cried for her starving,

Dieing and dead children

As she clung to bodies near rough and decay

While Americans continued to conquer our land

Without haste or delay

You know where I was in July of 1776?

I was in a slave quarter getting my

Motha fuckin ass kicked!

I watched my brother and my father die from the whip

And whatever hope or dignity

I could have had left

Was taken as my mother was raped and stripped

You can be a confused “American”

But please don’t let me point out and say,

You so called “American’s” don’t even celebrate

Your independence on the right damn day

During the American Revolution, the legal separation

Of the American colonies from Great Britain occurred on July 2nd,

Signing the declaration was just a formality on the 4th, now what you have to say?

I can think of a few choice words,

But we can start with ignorant, because

The majority of BBQ smoke

And cherry bomb blast was coming from your house

While on July 4, 1776 in celebration, “Americans”

were hanging Niggas in the South

We have been sold this patriotic bull for so long

That now we willingly go out and buy that shit!

Americans have been killing me off since they first arrived

From straight annihilation, to starvation on reservations,

Slavery and mis-education and now Mc Donalds,

Cuz just like the gun and liquor store,

There’s one on every corner in the hood

So where were you on “Independence Day?”

After reading this you may not remember,

But I’ll love you anyway.

ON JULY 4, 1776 I WAS NOT FREE!

7/5/09 Empress Maui ASCAP 2006

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<![CDATA[I don't live by the "wish factor" ...]]>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 23:11:37 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/i-dont-live-by-the-wish-factor

I'm still trying to figuer out how these 9 to 5, no have nothin broads have the nerve to claim they have haters. In the air of keep it 100%, aint nobody wishing to be you or even like you. Honestly I think the truth is no one gives a damn about what you doing so you promote “hateration” to get attention. And for those who you claim wish you ill will, they're probably giving yo domb ass some much needed but never received constructive criticism.

Peep the real game; I aint never been in the business of making enemies. I find pleasure in making everyone smile when I'm in the room. I'll feed anyone who asks off my plate and if I can help you get what I got, then you got it.

Real Power is making people who would otherwise dislike you, LOVE YOU.

~ The Empress

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<![CDATA[Birthday Post]]>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 06:02:02 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/birthday-post

I told her... I'll try to contact you before you leave. Which is Hollywood for, "I'm trying to tell you as nicely as possible that I don't want to be bothered. But since you can't take a hint I hope me saying 'I'll try' will pacify you enough to get off my phone so I can block your number."

Note to self, "block her number."

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<![CDATA[No Captan Crunch.... really?]]>Tue, 15 May 2012 19:33:37 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/no-captan-crunch-really

I don't know how


stay in business.They never have anything I want. I swear, today I couldn't find Capt'n Cruch! Good grief!

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<![CDATA[How Good is it Really?]]>Mon, 14 May 2012 07:44:08 GMThttp://theempressonline.com/life_of_empress/sample-htmlI was a firm believer that if the sex isn't good the relationship couldn't be far better. Although we know sex isn't everything, people (both male and female) are still willing to compromise their 80% companion for a quick roll in the sack with a 20% looser. 
My question, is the thrill of new prey exciting enough to forgo the foundation and stability created with a long term companion or can ones thirst for infidelity be quenched after frolicking with a new fling? Could you accept your companion after such an indiscretion and under what conditions?
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